Thursday, April 30, 2009
from the book Happens Every Day...
"Somewhere someone is traveling furiously toward you,
At incredible speed, travleing day and night,
Through blizzards and desert heat, across torrents, through narrow passes.
But will he know where to find you,
Recognize you when he sees you,
Give you the thing he has for you?"
-John Ashbery
At incredible speed, travleing day and night,
Through blizzards and desert heat, across torrents, through narrow passes.
But will he know where to find you,
Recognize you when he sees you,
Give you the thing he has for you?"
-John Ashbery
Sunday, April 19, 2009
go see: 2 days in Paris

Always the same for me. Break up, break down. Drink up, fool around. Meet one guy, then another, fuck around. Forget the one and only. Then after a few months of total emptiness start again to look for true love, desperately look everywhere and after two years of loneliness meet a new love and swear it is the one, until that one is gone as well.
There's a moment in life where you can't recover any more from another break-up. And even if this person bugs you sixty percent of the time, well you still can’t live without him. And even if he wakes you up every day by sneezing right in your face, well you love his sneezes more than anyone else's kisses."
Friday, April 17, 2009
Thursday, April 16, 2009
the g.chat chronicles:
Sent at 4:54 PM on Thursday
Ali: cal, you're like the tomboy I could never be
Sent at 2:36 PM on Tuesday
Paul: oooooh black people
Sent at 9:55 AM on Wednesday
Kayla: thought of the day...why do they call them solo cups when you are never alone when you use them?
Sent at 11:36 AM on Wednesday
Ali: i seriously, truly feel like i have nothing but happy friends in NY.
Sent at 3:25 PM on Wednesday
Jessica: oh my god
(to be continued, forever)
Sent at 4:41 PM on Thursday
callie: what if you had hair like jesse
Stephen: im tryign babe
haveee merccccy
Sent at 9:54 AM on Friday
Sent at 9:54 AM on Friday
JAMES: Im a little rough around the edges today
u?
callie: haha yes, juuuuust a little
JAMES: are u really, I was joking
thats terrible callie
Paul: oooooh black people
Sent at 9:55 AM on Wednesday
Kayla: thought of the day...why do they call them solo cups when you are never alone when you use them?
Sent at 11:36 AM on Wednesday
Ali: i seriously, truly feel like i have nothing but happy friends in NY.
isn't that just nuts, that i can seriously sit here and say that?
Jessica: oh my god
you are insane
me: haha
Jessica: well we have both seen a lot
(to be continued, forever)
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Monday, April 13, 2009
pizza head
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
kids say the darndest things!
Dear mom,
Today I called Joseph a Butthead.
I told Samaris she was a crackheads baby.
Then I told Alijah that he lived in a Sasquatches buttcrack. Sorry.
I told Samaris she was a crackheads baby.
Then I told Alijah that he lived in a Sasquatches buttcrack. Sorry.
(from villa, my elementary school teacher friend)
wouldn't mind you chilling on my walls...

Designed and developed by a Melbourne based team ENESS. The Humble Telescope is an interactive civic sculpture that brings the wonders of space down to earth and encourages us learn more about the universe in a whole new way.
Inside the telescope exists a 3D simulation of our entire known universe. Pointing the telescope in any direction immediately shows us what exists in that area of space, so now we can get a greater understanding of where the planets are and where we live in the Milky Way.
(courtesy of MoCo Loco)
Tuesday, April 7, 2009
things i learn on g.chat:
1. who is Fern Mayo?:
so there is this movie, Jawbreaker, circa 8th grade, and these girls accidentaly kill their friend by shoving a jawbreaker in her mouth. and then this nerd, Fern Mayo sees the popular girls trying to cover up the murder by making it look like rape. So, they turn Fern Mayo into the new it girl - the hot, popular, it girl - and give her the name Vyolette.
A. it's Violet. B. her face is busted, no way she'd be popular.
the girls end up getting caught by one of those birthday cards that you record a greeting with. Nothing says happy birthday like "i can't believe we killed you."

(see middle)
so there is this movie, Jawbreaker, circa 8th grade, and these girls accidentaly kill their friend by shoving a jawbreaker in her mouth. and then this nerd, Fern Mayo sees the popular girls trying to cover up the murder by making it look like rape. So, they turn Fern Mayo into the new it girl - the hot, popular, it girl - and give her the name Vyolette.
A. it's Violet. B. her face is busted, no way she'd be popular.
the girls end up getting caught by one of those birthday cards that you record a greeting with. Nothing says happy birthday like "i can't believe we killed you."

(see middle)
i feel so adult.
Monday, April 6, 2009
busta beatrice!
a good read:


http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/
not as good as FML...but still pretty good. guess which one is me and mamma perks
Friday, April 3, 2009
Tippity Top Shop.
it came.
it opened.
it conquered.

I can't even put into words how this store makes me feel. so I won't. just take my advice and get there. Getting to be one of the first to shop the store made it that much cooler. I'm still thanking sam for working her wonderful magic to get us in the "press" line...MTV izzy gold productions, yo.
want this:
it opened.
it conquered.
I can't even put into words how this store makes me feel. so I won't. just take my advice and get there. Getting to be one of the first to shop the store made it that much cooler. I'm still thanking sam for working her wonderful magic to get us in the "press" line...MTV izzy gold productions, yo.
want this:
Thursday, April 2, 2009
like it? meh.
one of my favorite words to use, "meh", was found in the dictionary. I kind of liked it better out of the dictionary. I don't like using words that are so formal and words found in the dictionary are definitely formal.
meh: an expression of indifference or boredom, or an adjective meaning mediocre or boring.
at least they nailed the meaning.
example: "chet: want to hang out? me: meh."
meh: an expression of indifference or boredom, or an adjective meaning mediocre or boring.
at least they nailed the meaning.
example: "chet: want to hang out? me: meh."
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